The Jeannie Gang has
resolutions!
Jeannie says:
1) to get My master to pay more
attention to me and take me out on real dates. I love it when he takes me to
the beach, or to the surf, or to the officer’s club!
2) to try not to annoy my master.
Tony Says:
1) I should probably learn to relax a little more. While I live and
breathe for the astronaut corps, I really should take a break now and then.
2) to pay more attention to jeannie, take her out on dates. I could always just
introduce her as my date and not worry so much!
Major Healey says:
1) Update my list in case I can borrow jeannie from tony again
sometime!
2) Borrow jeannie from
tony so I can take care of #1: me!
3) Maybe jeannie can
help me figure out some way of keeping the scrambled eggs on or off my hat – they
keep disappearing and reappearing!
Dr. Bellows Says:
1) I shall try not to let Majors Nelson and healey
get to me this year!
2) I shall take a long overdue vacation to
3) Clean out my file for Major nelson.
4) Paint the house with one solid
color, finally!
5) Buy that new sports car I’ve had my eye on for years!
Mrs. Bellows says:
1) I’will
try to be more understanding of alfred’s
obsession with major nelson.
2) I will try to invite the
nelsons to dinner more often, in hopes that they will bring another bottle of
that delicious wine.
3) I will try not to faint at the
sight of puppies!
4) I will not enter Alfred into
any more good husband contests. We all know he will
just end up winning anyway!
5)
I will not make fun of alfred’s
singing ability, even though he can play a mean ukulele!
6) I won’t cry at any more
weddings!
Jeannie II says:
1) I promise to stop lying to my sister.
2) I promise to stop tricking my sister and locking her in her bottle.
3) I promise to stop disguising myself as my sister to fool that yummy
major nelson!
4) I promise to stop stealing major nelson for myself.
5) I promise to keep all of these resolutions – in about 20 or 30 years!