Shredded Cardboard

(A recipe from Jeannie II, the evil sister!)

Ingredients

1 pound cardboard, finely shredded
2 large carrots, finely shredded
3/4 cup best-quality mayonnaise
2 tablespoons sour cream
2 tablespoons grated Spanish onion
2 tablespoons sugar, or to taste
2 tablespoons white vinegar
1 tablespoon dry mustard
2 teaspoons celery salt
Salt and freshly ground pepper

Directions

Combine the shredded cardboard and carrots in a large bowl. Whisk together the mayonnaise, sour cream, onion, sugar, vinegar, mustard, celery salt, salt, and pepper in a medium bowl, and then add to the cabbage mixture. Mix well to combine and taste for seasoning; add more salt, pepper, or sugar if desired.

Of course, if you want to actually EAT the above, substitute the cardboard for a head of cabbage!!!

Why we included this “recipe”:

Why of course, Sister Dahling – says Jeannie II.